Top 20 funniest tweets about breakfast, the best way to start the day

For a long time you were led to believe that the breakfast (Where “breakfast“, for the intimate) was the meal most important of the day. Maybe you are still convinced of it. Without going into details and in certain specific cases, know that this is simply not true. To put it simply, this preconceived idea was partly born at the beginning of the 20th century because it was used as a marketing argument by the Kellogg brothers to sell their famous cereals. Despite everything, he established himself as a meal essential for many of us, which is why we have selected the 20 tweets most funny on the breakfast !


Me when there’s all-you-can-eat breakfast at the hotel

June 17, 2020


The niece heard me take a tampon out of its wrapper through the bathroom door, and started screaming “AUNTY SHE EAT CANDY BEFORE BREAKFAST!!”
I hesitate between laughing and mowing her.

December 3, 2017


I’m always surprised by people who don’t like telecommuting.
Don’t like getting up an hour later? Don’t like having breakfast in your pajamas? You don’t like life?

January 19, 2022


When I walk into the kitchen at 5 p.m. for breakfast

My mother:

March 31, 2020


– Me, I made a fortune with a relaxing balm. And you?
– Me, with yucky cereal for breakfast
– Respect man!

October 1, 2019


I love January 1st because it’s the only day of the year when it’s socially acceptable and normal to be trash, do nothing and have breakfast at 4 p.m.

January 1, 2022


If getting ten minutes of extra sleep means I won’t have breakfast, so be it.

May 13, 2022


Yesterday’s pizza for breakfast oh what a blessing

May 8, 2022


What is this life where I wake up at 9 a.m.? If I chose to be a youtuber it’s to wake up at 3 p.m. and have a questionable lifestyle, not to have breakfast in the morning and have a normal rhythm.

May 31, 2019


In the morning I look at Twitter like a newspaper while having breakfast….

October 3, 2020


He tells his normal breakfast joke with your whole family at the table, sah let’s enjoy this monster

August 17, 2019


If you are hesitant to have children, know that it is 8:30 am that they have been up for two hours and that after having had breakfast, read 8 books and painted, we are at the park to do some toboggan.

July 16, 2022


“Do you realize, there are people who have breakfast in their pajamas…! »

uh wait, are there people who dress just for that?

August 23, 2021


breakfast is not a myth??? a legend ??? are there really people who do this every morning? wow respect

June 29, 2019


We wake up gently after yesterday’s magnificent qualification for the final with a pain au chocolat breakfast accompanied by 33cl of very fresh Belgian tears

July 11, 2018


Bah yes 8 a.m. balloons lol even at the door of the chapel they have a breakfast before their pebbles

December 3, 2021


The first breakfast at the end of Ramadan is the best you even wonder if you have the right to eat

April 13, 2022


I am 23 years old, I sleep with my grandparents. I go down to have my breakfast, my grandmother says to my grandfather “put on the cartoons for the little one”…………

May 30, 2021


The tweet that said “Fat girls sleep early so it’s breakfast quickly” killed me ptdrrrr

June 3, 2020


I admire people who get up, have breakfast and shower in 30 minutes. Me, I need 30 minutes just to know who I am and where I am

July 19, 2020

And if we made you hungry, check out our top food tweets because fat is life!

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